How many "abo-digitals" do you see modeling?

Do I know what product I'm selling? No...

Doglander Stars in Off-Broadway Production of "A Cry in the Dark!"

 

Ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?

Uh, Earth to Meekus

I Was At a Day Spa

Mer-Man!

I Hear Words Like “Handsomeness” and “Incredibly Chiseled Features” and for Me That’s Like a Vanity That I Don’t Buy Into

I Frickin’ Worship You, Man

Now If You’ll Excuse Me, I Have an After-Funeral Party to Attend

Moisture is the Essence of Wetness, and Wetness is the Essence of Beauty

There’s More To Life Than Being Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking